Contents 1 Administrators and Moderators 2 Registered Users 3 Newbies, Newfags, Noobfags, Oldfags 4 There are 3 main stages of a member.

Administrators and Moderators Edit

In simple terms, the admin is the owner of the site, he is responsible for it's upkeep and creating and removing sourced content, any requests for additions to the fourm should be directed towards the admin, or, towards a moderator who can help push the suggestion through.

Whatever your view of them (benevolent or malevolent) moderators are an essential part of any website, forums in particular, they are responsible for the maintainance of the forums and keeping members in line, any problems with users or posts/threads should be reported to the moderators and not the administrator.

A list of the the Administrators and Moderators can be found: Here.

Registered Users Edit

They make up the bulk of the site, these are people who have proved their worth to be on the forum and are part of the community, they post on the forums and generally have the freedom to post what they want and talk about what they like, regardless of their opinions or ideologies.

Providing it's within the rules of course.

Newbies, Newfags, Noobfags, Oldfags Edit

There are 3 main stages of a member. Edit

The fact that nobody (just about) on the forum seems to grasp sarcastic or satirical posts is just more evidence in support of the theory that most members actually are some sort of artificial intelligences, possibly alien in origin, with the purpose of evaluating earth for invasion. (it isn't quite clear why they seem to be so attracted to the forums as of yet.)

It actually makes sense, if you look at the life-span of a member:

1. The larval stage ("n00bship"): Barely grasps the English language. Seems to randomly repeat sentence-fragments seen in other posts.
2. The pupal stage ("spammer"): Grasp of English improves slightly, creates the same, or similar threads over and over again (often plagiarizing other threads). Doesn't seem to learn from mistakes, or read responses. Has problem parsing longer texts, such as the forum rules.
3. The full grown stage ("member"): Has learned how to spell big words. Creates more original threads, or stops to create them at all. Seems more adept at mimicking human behavior. The emotion emulator still seems to buggy, as they seem very prone to extreme moods and mood-swings. They now have respect and are able to pwn thoughtless members with great knowledge.
   

Some signs of newfaggotry include:

• Complaining constantly
• Whoring themselves off with pictures, or to other members
• Attention Seeking
• Threatening to leave the site/kill themselves regularly
• Attempting to behave E-smart, and failing (of course)
• Picking fights with Moderators (Shyloh is a very common moderator with this issue)
• ~TyP1ng LieK Dis~ <3
• Posting a thread in the wrong section
• Not posting at all, FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dx<